Vacuum Maestro Pillows

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"This is my man cave."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Computer Music

"We can't agree on a size."

The TROU of the Baroque

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

Book and magician

"Compliments to the chef. It really is superbly cooked!"

Workers rest

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

A bulge of bodybuilders

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

Dad's Diner - 'The best in frozen foods'.

"Ken Kesey left us the recipe in his will."

"I was going to make a seven course gourmet dinner, but the microwave is broken."

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

"My husband works from home."

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"