Vaccine Voyageur Gifts

Attitude adjustment.

vaccine wars.

Disease Management

Sputnik V

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"

Coronavirus travels the world

Virus Travel Agency. 'Doorknob OK?'

"I am a failure...nobody comments on my blog."

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

Camera strain

Octopus Nurse

'I'm lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, vegan and allergic to tomatoes...what have you got that's good?'

"Captain's log, supplemental."

The Very Hungry Coronavirus

Ashley the Approval Seeker

"The vegans are going to be unbearable after this!"

2022: You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet.

"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"