Vaccine Voyageur Gifts

Attitude adjustment.

vaccine wars.

Disease Management

Sputnik V

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

Coronavirus travels the world

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"

Virus Travel Agency. 'Doorknob OK?'

"I am a failure...nobody comments on my blog."

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

Octopus Nurse

Camera strain

'I'm lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, vegan and allergic to tomatoes...what have you got that's good?'

"Captain's log, supplemental."

2022: You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet.

Ashley the Approval Seeker

The Very Hungry Coronavirus

'I'm not really a guru. I came up here because I'm afraid of the smallpox vaccine.'

"The vegans are going to be unbearable after this!"

"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"