Validation Voyager Gifts

Ashley the Approval Seeker

"I am a failure...nobody comments on my blog."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

vaccine wars.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Evolution.

Mac OS 20

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Disease Management

Obsession with the Internet.

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Internet Cafe.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Sputnik V

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

Ted Hughes

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

If poets wrote road signs.

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."