Vaccine Tracker Gifts

Covid-19 vaccine - locally-sourced $50 /shot

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Vaccine

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

Successful vaccination

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

NHS targets.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"We may have found the vaccine but it's fattening."

'Put it under my microscope!'

Woman and scales.

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

Strainspotting

'Dinosaur footprints!'

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

"What? The goal wasn't to see it go down, just not to see it go up."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"Why do you call it a thyroid problem when it's been giving me an excuse for the 20 pounds I gained this year?"

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

Body weight app on mobile

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

"When I said I needed to look at your diet I meant a list!"

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

"I have inoculation issues."

"How the hell does he do that?"