Vaccine Conversation Starter Gifts

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Know why he asked if I'd had the second jab? So you'd think I am old and stop fancying me, that's why?"

2021

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"You're such a good listener."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"He gets easily abstracted."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Covid Variants

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"