Vaccination Program Coordinator Gifts

vaccine wars.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"The first one's just a warning."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

My Dream Valentine

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Maypole

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

'Hold everything - we just discovered a newer flu virus.'

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

Airplane dropping vaccines.

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

Charity Shop Income on Rise

Biden promises that 70% of Americans will be vaccinated by 4th July.

Vaccination is defeating the virus

"Australia's covid vaccine roll out has experienced significant delivery coordination difficulties since its launch...why would that be."

'Loosing your job managing the community centre was obviously a blow...but luckily we have come up with a volunteering opportunity for you...'

Covid Fightback

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

Hospital recycling bank.

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

Two cemeteries: Astrazeneca vaccinated vs. Astrazeneca refusal to vaccinate.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating