Vaccination Nurse Gifts

"The first one's just a warning."

vaccine wars.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Dog wearing a cone

My Dream Valentine

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

Covid and the Vaccines

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

The end is near

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Who's next?'

Cuba vaccines against Covid

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'Where did the little bird go?'

Covid v Vaccinator

Know your dog - The brain.

'We don't have the answer, but we're really getting off on the attention.'

"And the good news is, you only need one dose of this vaccine!"

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Covid pinata

2022

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

I'm afraid doctor-patient confidentiality prevents me from saying if your brother cried like a baby during his flu shot.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"