Vaccination Nurse Gifts

"The first one's just a warning."

vaccine wars.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Dog wearing a cone

My Dream Valentine

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Covid and the Vaccines

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

The end is near

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

'Who's next?'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

Know your dog - The brain.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Cuba vaccines against Covid

'Where did the little bird go?'

Covid v Vaccinator

'We don't have the answer, but we're really getting off on the attention.'

"And the good news is, you only need one dose of this vaccine!"

Planes drop vaccines over a city

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

2022

Covid pinata

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

Airplane dropping vaccines.

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.