Vacation Validator Pillows

"So if you go on vacation and no one knows about it, did you really go on vacation?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"It looks brighter over there!"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Going to Sea.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

"Check our website sir. It clearly says bed in breakfast."

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

'How was your holiday?'

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'