Vacation Validator Mugs

"So if you go on vacation and no one knows about it, did you really go on vacation?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"It looks brighter over there!"

Going to Sea.

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Superman Going On Vacation.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Only two months since school started. How long do you get off for summer break, Rudy? Oh, months and months. Just to kick back, sleep in late, have a great time with zero responsibility. Waaaa. Introduction to sarcasm. And I get tons of recess.

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

"Check our website sir. It clearly says bed in breakfast."

'How was your holiday?'

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday