Vacation Rental Veteran T-Shirts

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Fight or Flight

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Sunbathers.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

Call Your Office

"How's it look back there?"

Holiday Aerobics.

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"Noooooooooooo!"

Vacation Bus Photo

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'

"Yipeee!"

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"