Vacation Rental Veteran Prints

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Sunbathers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Vacation Bus Photo

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"How's it look back there?"

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

Call Your Office

"Noooooooooooo!"

Holiday Aerobics.

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'

Dogs Touring Hollywood

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.