Retro Vacationer Prints

"I'd like to book a trip to Paris in 1958."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Camping.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Easter Island Shades...

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"Yipeee!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Overdoing it.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Crabbing

On holiday...

Over summer vacation kids forget much of what they learned in school. They lose their train of "taught"!

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Flotation Device on the Phone

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

Scene on the English coast.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Seaside

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"

Man stuck in deck chair.