Vacation Prankster Pillows

Total Scum Block

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Turkey Autopsy

Christmas Presents.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'

Clown Skis.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'