Vacation In Canada T-Shirts

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Holiday time.

"First class, or with children?"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

Beach con-man.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Club Antisocial

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'