Vacation Fitness Lover Gifts

"John's never been a fan of the static caravan."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Running

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Dog stretching before a walk.