Vacation Comedian Mugs

Schematic Map of Seaside Heights Town Beach, Summer, 2007

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

Brighton Bersagliere.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'I think its being tapped.'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

The biggest fish.

Easter Island.

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

Bear in the Outhouse.

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

'I'm going to give you an extra week of vacation just to see if we can get along without you.'