Vacation Humorist Mugs

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

The Leathery, Shapeless speedo sporter.

My parents visited Turin and all I got was this lousy shroud.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Are we broke yet?'

A glass bottom boat.

‘On The Lam' holiday package.

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

The tourist photo appreciation society.

"Who'd you say you booked this vacation through? Did you EVEN read the reviews?!"

Excess Baggage: Getting a souvenir you never asked for is as bad as having to watch videos of someone's vacation.

On vacation. Please put money in hat.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Airport Security.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"My guess it's guacamole."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'