Utopia Mugs

Utopia: A planet about 10 million light-years away in the Andromeda galaxy where they don't even have a word-phrase for the term 'boy bands'.

"I want something that expresses my capacity to create a utopian place where thought and nature can be reconciled through paralysis and ossification!"

"Welcome to the future"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

A Macaroni in 1772

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Zombie Problems

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

Clone Factory

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Prepper Dog

"I'll have dessert first."

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

Musk vs Bezos

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

The Future

The Octopuss.

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

End of world nigh!!!

"The season finale of the world is near."

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

I survived end of the world after party.

'My backup special...'

The final days of hair coloring

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"The end of the world is nigh."