Utility Inspector Mugs

"That $36 is for the wrong number you dialed. It belongs to a lawyer."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

A Utility Knife.

Energy Bills

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

Duel Fuel?

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Call before you dig!

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

The World wasting water.

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

"What a beautiful day."

"It's either a cannabis farm or they're heavily into AI!"

Swimmers sewage warning

"The government inspectors are very good. They'll notice."

'So much for energy saving.'