Utility Watchdogs Mugs

"The energy company sent us this new 'Smart Meter'."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"We've got a new customer, Eddy: run a couple of kegs over to the Supreme Court."

The SCOTUS six

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

A Utility Knife.

Energy Bills

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

When More Government Is A Good Thing

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Duel Fuel?

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Call before you dig!

Banksters privatize the profits and socialize the losses

Robert Menendez investigated for corruption

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"