Utility Watchdogs Mugs

"The energy company sent us this new 'Smart Meter'."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'If you can't beat 'em join 'em.'

Nice Apology, Mark

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

A Utility Knife.

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

Energy Bills

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

"We've got a new customer, Eddy: run a couple of kegs over to the Supreme Court."

The SCOTUS six

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

When More Government Is A Good Thing

Duel Fuel?

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Banksters privatize the profits and socialize the losses

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Call before you dig!

Robert Menendez investigated for corruption

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?