Infrastructure Inspector Mugs

'Try and look on the bright side Cressida, all this HSR2 stuff save us having to replace the hall carpet.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"Neversource"

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Third Option

'That's subsidence Sir Bryan - The charts are over here.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

Under New Mismanagement

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

HS2 time bomb...

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

No Infrastructure Next 50 Miles

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

What code violations?

Department of Infrastructure

Sand castle. 'I trust you have planning permission.'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'