User-friendly Fan Pillows

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Starvation Watching

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Mine's camper."

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

Smart Arse Meter

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Stainglass Windows '33

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

Pizza-Matic

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

Vents, real and digital.

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

3...2...1...I'm Recording

'Giles has got his first follower on Twitter so we thought we'd have a few people round for drinks, just a small celebration...'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

'I got Norman a personalised number plate that reflects character.' NON NTT

'Looks like a great job!'

"Do you know who I'd like a one-to-one with?"