User-friendly Fan Pillows

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

Smart Arse Meter

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Pizza-Matic

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

Stainglass Windows '33

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

Vents, real and digital.

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

"I'm a brand loyalist. I only buy brand new."

'Looks like a great job!'

'I got Norman a personalised number plate that reflects character.' NON NTT

'I hear he died laughing...while texting.'