Usa Fan Mugs

John Kerry

Bowled over again!

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Soldier armed with a pen.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

John F. Kennedy

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Horace Mann

You're my Statue of Liberty

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

"No taxation without representation!"

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

Gunswinger