Mrs. Clinton. Please stay home a while and help us sell these huge gas guzzlers.
Us Economy Watcher Gifts
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'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'
The day the stock market went UP.
'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'
'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'
I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.
'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'
'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'
"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"
Jumping Wall Street.
'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'
"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."
The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency
"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."
'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'
"Victims of out-sorcery."
'I've been sent by the board to ask if you'd be willing to cut your symbolic one dollar a year salary to fifty cents.'
News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.
'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'
'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'
'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'
Business Outlook
'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'
"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."
Euro against the Dollar.
Exchange Rate.
It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat
'Get out there and keep your job!'
World Financial Mafia
Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.
V-O Day
Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'
Shares Nosedive
US Economy: 'Wow! What a beautiful sight!'
'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'
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