Us Economy Watcher Prints

Mrs. Clinton. Please stay home a while and help us sell these huge gas guzzlers.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The day the stock market went UP.

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

Jumping Wall Street.

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'I've been sent by the board to ask if you'd be willing to cut your symbolic one dollar a year salary to fifty cents.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

Business Outlook

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."

Shares Nosedive

Euro against the Dollar.

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

World Financial Mafia

US Economy: 'Wow! What a beautiful sight!'

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

Exchange Rate.