Us-canada Relations Pillows

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

The Hockey World

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Obama visits Mexico

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

Foreign policy

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

'We've decided to call off our go-slow.'

"And tonight we’re offering 5-1 odds on a kitchen strike."

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"Tariff war"

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

'And that's Mel. To be honest, I've always found him to be a hard person to nail down!'

Transparency and big business.

Dept. of cyber friendship.

US dependence on China

"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe."

"Who can I see about an investigation of no-show jobs?"

"51st State, eh?!"

Stock Market Downturn

This particular species, Mr. Bettman, can only evolve in southern Ontario.

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

Sailing Away

'And finally, on these wage demands I give no quarter; a dime is my last offer.'

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

'Another setback - the mediators just went out on strike.'

"If the men go on strike, we'll run the plant ourselves. Somewhere find out where it is."

Please be our Governor General a wee bit longer?

Knowing my views, I'll just keep my foot where it belongs.

'It's a letter from Junior darling: He's realized his dream of joining the Canadian Mounted Police...'