First Visit To Canada Pillows

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Snow Devil

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Mass Travel

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

Entering New York City - Check it out

The Fault of the Fowl

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

English men in France talking to each in French before they realise...

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

The big apple.

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

"51st State, eh?!"

Tourists

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

'I thought we were going to the zoo too, but look at that red blob there...doesn't it look like a bird? Or a cow?'

Strolling through Paris for the first time, Judie and Gary discovered, much to their great delight, that they remembered more high-school French than they thought.

"I've never been on a cruise before!"

'If this is a non-stop flight, how do we get off?'

Much baggage looks similar. Please check stubs.

'It's a letter from Junior darling: He's realized his dream of joining the Canadian Mounted Police...'

Please be our Governor General a wee bit longer?

"Tourists? What makes you think we're tourists?"

A Wrestler Abroad

The Tourist