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METER MAID

Giant slug attacks a city

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I don't believe in you!"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

Utility Chic.

twist building

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

Leaders must focus on strategic planning and desired results."

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

The Ignored Busker

Auld Gang Sign

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

Ask me about our frequent donation plan.

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

Urban spring.

Graffiti Art Class