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Giant slug attacks a city

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"I don't believe in you!"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Utility Chic.

'Can I have your autograph...?'

twist building

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Leaders must focus on strategic planning and desired results."

The Ignored Busker

Graffiti Art Class

Wall with 'Banksy woz 'ere' sprayed on it.

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

"I miscounted."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"