Urban Rivalry Pillows

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Pasadena Playhouse War

Nun confronts mugger.

Gymnast's Commute

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Urban Expansion

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

'Her next door is LIVID - her husband's only got a septic big toe!'

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

Save this Wilderness.

Competitions.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

Bears Win!!!

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

Keeping up with the jones

Parking? I don't think so.

Street Football

Willy's hopes of killing the freeway project fizzled as he slowly realised he couldn't read a damn thing.

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'