Urban Naturist Gifts

'I know we're living under a park bench. Where is it written you can't put a roof on it.'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

No Immediate Danger

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

Flowers in the city

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

Preserve these Wetlands.

Feathered frenzy

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Urban lunch

Amongst the rush.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Sly Fox

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

Miracles on 34th Street.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

Hudson River Crouton

'I think a grim reaper is following me...'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'