Urban Nature Painter Gifts

"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."

Painting clouds

(Camel paintings)

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

COVID Vaccine

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Pavement Artist

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Industrial Beautification van

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Tiger

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Feathered frenzy

Flowers in the city

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

"She's had a lot of work done."

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

Graffiti Art Class

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

Street musician enterprises.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.