Urban Jungle Critic Mugs

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

SF NO

Demonic Repossession.

"Sold his air rights."

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

Manhattan Woods

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

Urban Expansion

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I'll have my people stalk, kill and devour your people."

"Miss Daniels! Get in here! The sansevieria trifasciata is budding!!"

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

"Boy, they really let their yard go."

'Even despite the impending danger, they are still compelled to cross!'

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

Giraffe Car.

Beware: Safe Area.

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

'Spare haunch?'

Highway project

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

"I hate these tower blocks. . ."