Urban Critic Mugs

'I gotta knock 'em all down, but don't worry, we're going to name all the streets after trees.'

Building an inferiority complex - debate over land use.

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

'Entering Krentville -Dystopia of the northeast'

Vandalism on the rise.

'If they carried spoons, the world would be a safer place.'

T-Shirt reads - Part Of The Problem

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

The Plight of Urban Encroachment

"I hate these tower blocks. . ."

"Tarzan not like how jungle change over years!"

"Whose idea was it to defund the sanitation department?"

The height of fashion in 1796

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Hoodie Hang-out

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"How is it in Russia?"

"I'm after the history section."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

SF NO

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"