Urban Culture Critic Mugs

'Young man! I'm not urban, and I'm certainly not an animal.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

The height of fashion in 1796

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Now that was post-modern sex."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"How is it in Russia?"

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"I'm after the history section."

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

Demonic Repossession.

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'We're wondering whether you'd fit into our corporate culture!'

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

Pop culture! How come they never have Mom culture?

"The last doggy bag."

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"