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'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

"Got outta jury duty!"

'He's training for a career in law.'

'It certainly is a big one!'

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.

'What do you think I'm doing? The doctor told me to collect a mid stream urine specimen."

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

Dried Herbs

Coast to coast walk.

"Thank goodness I convinced them to put this playground outside of the courthouse. Now it feels like recess."

'Do you have a plan B if you can't find work as a frivolous suit litigator?'

'What is he fishing for?'

"It's not as easy as it looks."

Bad Reads

'I never should have downloaded that Mafia ring tone.'

'I told you we should have read the fine print when the accountant said we'd be getting 10,000 bucks a month in our retirement.'

"Paul is a saint, Minneapolis, no way!!"

Cheap Parking

"I'm not a programmer, so the fact that you translated your report card into code makes me a little suspicious."

"It's actualy a 10 liter hat, I'm from Canada." (two cowboys talking about a large hat)

Man denies seeing two men when he is asked.

"Sigh. Again with the origami!"

How to run a marathon.