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"Sigh. Again with the origami!"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'What do you think I'm doing? The doctor told me to collect a mid stream urine specimen."

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

'What is he fishing for?'

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

"It's not as easy as it looks."

'Edith, guess what!!!...Our new neighbour is a doctor!!'

"Maynard! Are you blowing smoke through the fence at Mrs. Woolsey again?"

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

"Paul is a saint, Minneapolis, no way!!"

"The cops were on to him"

Neighborhood Sasquatch. Neighborhood Watch.

'Actually I'm looking for something that will eat next door's dog.'

"The Joneses are keeping up with us-they've bought a clapped out old banger!"

"I'm not a programmer, so the fact that you translated your report card into code makes me a little suspicious."

Who's the wise guy!

Man being hit in the head by musical notes.