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A lady being given her change in half-pennies

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Welcome to the future"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

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'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Look! No hands!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Hoodie Hang-out

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I have no thumbs."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

No Immediate Danger

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.