Urban History Gifts

A lady being given her change in half-pennies

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Welcome to the future"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Look! No hands!"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

e-shoes

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Wifi in Hell

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I have no thumbs."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Touring Cyclist

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

No Immediate Danger