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'The overtime comes in handy by...!?'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

John F. Kennedy

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Vampire on a plane

Suburban Legend

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Maypole

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

"Do they look tired to you?"

The Race to Ukraine

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Hip hop Santa.

'Is it organic?'

"Did we get the line item veto?"

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

Great Moments in Computer History: Lincoln's Gettysburg Address being reduced to 4 nanoseconds.

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!