Urban Expression Pillows

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Dog Walking Services

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

City Marathon.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

The Streets - Night

Mr Metrosexual.

"I don't believe in you!"

Giant slug attacks a city

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

COVID Vaccine

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Run, Mike, Run!

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

Utility Chic.

Pavement Artist

Sidewalk Ballet

It's all gravy.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

twist building

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.