Urban Expression Pillows

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Dog Walking Services

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

City Marathon.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

The Streets - Night

Giant slug attacks a city

Mr Metrosexual.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"I don't believe in you!"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

COVID Vaccine

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Run, Mike, Run!

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

Utility Chic.

It's all gravy.

Sidewalk Ballet

Pavement Artist

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"