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"We fully got off the bus at the wrong stop."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Welcome to the future"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Wifi in Hell

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Draw your own path."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I have no thumbs."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

City Boy.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Hugh fans!"