Urban Dweller Chuckler Mugs

"Goddam Dogs."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Upper West Side Story

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"Thank you."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Scat!"

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."

Auld Gang Sign

An ellipsis in the sky

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Old Yarns

Power, Money, Ego, Hype, Parking.

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.