Spouse Chuckler Mugs

"Well, I thought installing a kitchen faucet without having to call the plumber was a pretty good 'praise'."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'No, you don't have hemorrhoids. You have a case of himorrhoids, has your husband been a pain in the butt, lately?'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'I promise you we'll have him out of here real fast... we need the rest.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

'When we were first married, he was all 'Cock-A-Doodle-Do.' Now, he's just 'Cock-A-Doodle-Don't.''

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Amen Corner: 'I say 'Aeemeen'...'Aeeemeeen'...'Aeeeeeemeeen'.'

"I'm sorry, James...but I'm afraid Jelly Beans aren't a vegetable!"

"That's where I do 'my business'."

"Goddam Dogs."

"Dang!! Wrong hole."

Re-explore familiar surroundings. You may come across some fresh, new surprises!

"If she can find all the bones she's buried, she's my next investment counselor."

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"I now pronounce you man and wife... Would you be interested in purchasing a maintenance agreement?"

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

The last argument - Did not/Did too.

Thank God for the misfits and dregs of society!

"I'm not on the train today dear, I've got flu."

'Why am I not allowed to use this agricultural road, officer? My wife always calls me 'stupid ox''!

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

Bike Week

'Poor, dumb, ignorant dog! Has no idea we're about to scare him to DEATH!!!'

'We have weapons of mass disruption.'

'Mr Darling has gone into shock, he missed his train - it arrived and left on time!'

'Never ever will I move by train again.'

"I didn't jump, I fell asleep waiting."