Urban Development Strategist Mugs

Town Planning Dept looking at map with parks and green spaces. 'Ok! Let's eat our greens'

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Welcome to the future"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Pipe Dream.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Natural Disasters

Quality Control

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

e-shoes

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.