Urban Developer Mugs

"A new housing estate would give many people a chance to enjoy rural life."

'I'm from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- I'm afraid that mustache will have to go.'

'Out of town supermarket - with town built around it.'

'Yes, we're conveniently located.'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Building in the countryside

"The best way to solve the parking problem at the beach is to paved it over. This will also make the beach wheelchair-accessible."

"The days of horse and carriage appear to be numbered."

'Have you never seen a boom town before, stranger?'

"Yes, I've seen a few changes."

'You turned our front yard into a what?!'

'Yeh-yeh-yeh - we're right on the corner of First and Main!'

Charities Fueling Cities

'Over Building'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

Welcome to Redevelopment of the Redevelopment.

'Have you considered a career in town planning?'

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

"As usual, the Madison Avenue boat is late again."

'It's not a ‘green space.' We just haven't gotten around to developing it yet.'

Flying duck planes on wall of house near airport.

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Next Train

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Couple with corner of runway in their living room - "Bloody airport expansion..."

Man sees two water towers, one for 'Hot', one for 'Cold'