Urban Destruction Aficionado Mugs

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Giant slug attacks a city

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

Immigrating to the City

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Hey, I'm sure glad we re-opened the downtown mall with this new road."

'Well darn it...this isn't right...somebody should have let you know the highway was coming this way.'

"How am I rampaging?"

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

Welcome to the countryside...

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"Boss, if you could be any superhero, which one would it be?" "Insurance-Adjuster-Man." "In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure." "Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast." "'Heroes' aren't in it for the money." "Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance..."

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

'You can hip, but no hop and cut back from bling bling to just bling.'

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."

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