Urban Cowboys Prints

"You ain't gettin' on this train until I get off first."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Gymnast's Commute

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Nun confronts mugger.

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Urban Expansion

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

The Drone Ranger

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!