Urban Commando Mugs

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Communication Breakdowns

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Pasadena Playhouse War

Nun confronts mugger.

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Urban Expansion

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

"It's a stealth suit. So I can stay off the boss's radar."

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

'That is the bike lane...'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

Spring Cleaning

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

Save this Wilderness.

Metropolitan Marines

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'