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Urban Warrior Mugs
Start their day with a mug that captures their urban spirit. Perfect for coffee lovers who think the city is their muse, our mugs feature bold, creative designs they’ll love sipping from.
Urban Expansion
"Hey, jackass! Keep it down, you inconsiderate jerk! And stay safe and healthy during these difficult times!"
Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.
'Maintenance' first then 'Rent increase' on apartment blocks
'Wow, that shift almost got us.'
"I think it's the road to Stressville...."
'Did you realise you're never more than ten feet from a human?'
'I have no choice. I own a gas-guzzling clunker.'
"It's good that people who prefer Liverpool to Manchester, live there."
'I'll tell you what life's all about...'
'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'
'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'
'Hurry officer...pedestrian rage!!'
Municipal employee strike. Hang on boys. As soon as the stench reaches City Hall, they'll negotiate in good faith.
'Do you realise that I have a wife and kids to support?'
Nun confronts mugger.
Save this Wilderness.
'Just my luck, if I wasn't on the sick with stress I could of been on strike.'
'I feel stuck - in traffic.'
"You don't scare me, pal - I teach driver's ed!"
"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."
"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"
"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."
"How does it feel to wreak havoc eight hours a day?"
"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."
Pasadena Playhouse War
Willy's hopes of killing the freeway project fizzled as he slowly realised he couldn't read a damn thing.
Accelerate! Brake hard! Accelerate! Brake hard! Jerk the wheel! Cut that (cursing symbols) off! Why aren't you honking? Backseat Cab Driver.
"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."
Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!
Keep Staring At This Point And Nobody Will Bother You
His Master's Noise.
"Your timing is just fine. I'll lose you in a minute when I get on the elevator."
"We haven't been out in it for 3 years in case he loses his parking space..."
Urban Warrior Mugs Collection
Urban Warrior Pillows
Add a touch of city-inspired comfort with pillows that reflect the spirit of the urban warrior. Perfect for cozying up after a day in the city.
Urban Warrior Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate the artistic side of urban life. Perfect for decorating your space with a bold, creative vibe.
Urban Warrior T-Shirts
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