Urban Chic Adventurer T-Shirts

Suddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

New York Netherworld

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Underweird bras."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Vacation Bus Photo

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Thumbing a Lift.

Rogue elephant

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Things that go beep in the night.