Urban Chic Adventurer T-Shirts

Suddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Push for Disco...

Serenading

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

New York Netherworld

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Underweird bras."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Thumbing a Lift.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Rogue elephant

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Vacation Bus Photo

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."